Mr Singh: May I help you ?
Jason: Yes, Uncle you sell curry ?
Mr Singh: Yes, What type of curry you want ?
Jason: Curry Pork .
Mr Singh: Ok no problem .
(Mr Singh whisper to himself and said "Why chinese can't pronounce karipap properly ? Haiz, I'm irritated hearing the "pork"word . ")
Mr Singh: Okay boy, here you go .
Jason : Uncle me don't want curry pork .(karipap) Me want curry pork .
Mr Singh : Yala karipap la . Only your pronounciation very poor .
Jason : NO ! Not this curry pork (Karipap) Me wan curry pork .
Mr Singh : What's your problem ? That one is Karipap is also known as curry pork for those who can't pronounce Karipap .
Jason : Uncle !!! Me want curry pork . Okay nvm pork curry .
Mr Singh : We don't sell pork .
Jason : How about Curry, got the curry ah, pork Curry ? Have ?
Mr Singh : We don't sell pork curry !
Jason : But just now you said you sell CURRY !!!
Mr Singh : Okay boy, OPEN YOUR EARS BIG BIG, We don't sell anything which got pork . Okay ?
Jason : Say earlier la, waste my time !
Mr Singh : Is you waste my time then still say I waste your time ?!!
Jason : Okay sorry sorry, relax .
(Jason walked away and say...)
Jason : Stupid Uncle .
Mr Singh : Hey boy, I can hear you from here ! Come back here !!!
Jason : Oh, sorry , I mean that uncle . Sitting there behind you .
(Mr Singh turn around and see no one, when he turns back towards the boy, he saw that the boy had run home . )
Mr Singh : AArrgghh!!!!!!
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