Part 2 - When the Apek go NS !

Boss: keng(apek's name) you partner with luqman
Keng: Ok, no plolem.
Luqman: Hi, nice to be partner with you..
Keng: What toking you, i dun understand english, i speak hokkien,
Luqman: but i dun understand hokkien, i speak english,
Keng: Nvm lah, i teach u hokkien,
(3 months later, luqman can speak hokkien but keng can't speak english)
Boss: Tonight we have training, I will select a person and he must say (enemy behind tree) then everyone shoot.
(Night Time)
Boss:Keng you become the commander.
Keng: Easy la boss!
Keng: Cadets, animal behind tree
Luqman was scared as keng say rongly so he did not shoot.
Boss: where got animal! where! you tell me.. It's enemy.
Keng: coli boss, coli! (coli in malay means bra) (Actually he wanted to say sorry but his pronouncation is very poor .)
Boss: You call me coli somemore, you go out and do 1000 pumping in 15 minutes!
Keng:???