Part 3 - School (History of Keng becoming Apek)

Teacher: Keng, don't seat like apek at the market like that, put down your legs, off the table.
Keng: Actually cher, i wash(wish) to be one, they look so cool! just like Pua Chu Kang!
(Whole class laugh)
Teacher: Do you know wat r u talking about?
Keng: Walao cher, you teach me english u also dunnoe, wah, lan la u
Teacher: How dare you talk like that to me!
Keng:Waoh! Bui song is it! Kammade, wan fight is it?
Teacher: Stand outside the classroom!
Keng:Cher u nt happy is it?
Teacher: Nvm, i'll send you to the office.
(At the office)
Priciple: Keng, what did you do to your teacher?
Keng: I nebber do anythong, i just ask her she happy or not?
Priciple: What do you ask her before that?
Keng: Woah, your limbei teach you to be so talkative and busybody is it?
Priciple: I'm talking to you nicely yet you talk to me like that. I'll send you to the dicipline master for canning.
(At the dicipline master office)
Principle: Please cane this kid, he was so rude to all the teachers
Dicipline master: what did he do?
Keng: Nothing, just ask whether my teacher happy anot and ask the priciple what his limbei teach him. Like tat rong meh?
Priciple: Can you please dun disturb our talk!
Keng:Woah, so angry seyh, hahahah!(laughing)
Dicipline Master: Keng! where's your respect!
Keng: Where you wan?
Dicipline Master: You better watch you mouth! Principle I know what to do!
(Principle walk off)
Dicipline Master: Tomorrow I'll give you canning!
Keng: Cane lah! I not scared! Blekk!
(THE NEXT DAY)
Dicipline master: Keng on the stage, I'll give you 3 strokes!
(Keng walk like gangster!)
(First stroke!)
Keng: Woah, I so...
2nd stroke
Keng:so sibei...
3rd stroke
Keng: Sibei song ah!!!!!
Then keng say to the dicipline master...
Keng: Hahaha no pain at old!
Dicipline master: Keep your mouth shut!
(Keng took out thick cardboard from his pants and laugh)
Keng: Hahahah!
Dicipline master: Huh?
Keng quickly ran out of the school!
Dicipline master: Keng!!!!(Extremely angry!)
(The next day Keng parents receive a letter)
Keng's mother: What, you kana expel from school..
Keng's father: What!( Have heart attack and die)
(Keng's mother was shocked and also die)
(Keng was still playing Pua Chu Kang latest game!)
(After Keng had no one by his side, he live alone, he had no future! That's how he become Apek at the Market!)