Rent an expensive Hotel Room

A customer stop by an hotel in the middle of the night . He ask the waiter to gave him a single bed room for 1 day .

Suddenly, the customer saw his wife who he had been missing this few days . He went to his wife and bring her to the counter and said to the waiter that now he wants a queen size bed room . 

The next day, when he was about to pay for the rent, the waiter said that the cost is $3000 . He was shocked and shout at the waiter and asked why ? The waiter said that his wife had stayed in the hotel for 7 days .

People throwing their baby .

It was a fresh morning . 2 old man was sitting on a very comfortable chair reading a newspaper while the one was smoking . Their names were, Farid and Jacky .


Jacky : Farid look at this newspaper, how cruel are humans nowadays, they have the heart to sell their babies .
Farid : Are you sure ?
Jacky : Even if they needs money, why must they sell their children ? They can actually find a job .
Farid just kept quiet and continue smoking .
Jacky : What happen to you ? You don't look sad about the news .
Farid : Let me tell you this, If I could go back to the time when I was young, I would have sell my children ?
Jacky : Huh ?
Farid : Can't you see where are we now ? We are in the old folks home . If only I know my children would do this, I would have sell them .

An elephant

A zoo keeper cried beside an elephant which he used to take care of . Then other zoo keeper came and said, don't cry . I know you are sad because your favourite elephant died. Then the zoo keeper who was crying said that he did not cry because his favourite elephant died . He cried because he need to dig a big hole for the elephant .