Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Riddles .

Q : What happens if a baby crab eats it parents ?
A : It becomes an orphan crab .

Q : How do you count a lot of cows ?
A : With a cowculator .

Q : Why does batman uses mask ?
A : He did not want to embarrassed himself as he uses his underwear outside his pants . 

To The Fans And Readers Of This Blog .

Yo peeps, it's been long since I wrote the last post . But don't worry this blog is not dead yet as my friend and I will continue writing jokes in this blog . So, let's just chill and read the next jokes that I'm gonna write . 

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Rent an expensive Hotel Room

A customer stop by an hotel in the middle of the night . He ask the waiter to gave him a single bed room for 1 day .

Suddenly, the customer saw his wife who he had been missing this few days . He went to his wife and bring her to the counter and said to the waiter that now he wants a queen size bed room . 

The next day, when he was about to pay for the rent, the waiter said that the cost is $3000 . He was shocked and shout at the waiter and asked why ? The waiter said that his wife had stayed in the hotel for 7 days .